Interesting Facts!

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. 

(Hardly seems worth it) 

2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. 

(Now that's more like it) 

3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. 

(Gosh!) 

(How'd they figure this out, and why?) 

4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. 

(Still can't get over that pig thing) 

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?) 

5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. 

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?) 

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair) 

6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. 

(Hmmmmmmmmm........) 

7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do. 

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?) 

8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. 

(From drinking little bottles of...?) 

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??) 

9. Polar bears are left handed. 

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?) 

10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. 

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?) 

11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. 

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. 

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?) 

12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death. 

(Creepy) 

13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. 

(Honey, I'm home. What the....) 

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...) 

14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. 

(So now,do you wish to be lion or pig in ur next life? Think wisely) 

15. Butterflies taste with their feet. 

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish) 

16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. 

(I know some people like that.) 

17. Starfish don't have brains. 

(I know some people like that too.) 

dialek bahasa melayu

i was given an assignment about the influence of Malay dialect in Malay language. i'm going to present it next week. i just started google and found something cool on YouTube. this one is really attracting me. the 'opah' not oprah aaa,she is very intelligent. pantun die sgt kelakar. but still,it has implied meaning. you rock opah!

byk lg assignment yg tgh pending nih. adeh =.='

tolongggggggg!!!

oh my god

Time on your side that will never end

The most beautiful thing you can ever spend

But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it

Drifting apart like a plate tectonic

It don't matter to me

'Cos all I wanted to be

Was a million miles from here

Somewhere more familiar

Too much time spent dragging the past up

I didn't see you not looking when I messed up

Settling down in your early twenties

Sucked more blood than a backstreet dentist

It don't matter to me

'Cos all I wanted to be

Is a million miles from here

Somewhere more familiar

Oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

Great rulers make for greater glory

The only thing growing is our history

Knock me down I'll get right back up again

I'll come back stronger than a powered up Pac-Man

It don't matter to me

'Cos all I wanted to be

Was a million miles from here

Somewhere more familiar

Oh my god, I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

Oh my, god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home

And oh my god I can't believe it

I've never been this far away from home 

omaigod. im a ghost. dork

i can't forget

I stumbled out of bed

I got ready for the struggle

I smoked a cigarette

And I tightened up my gut

I said this can't be me

Must be my double

And I can't forget

And I can't forget

I can't forget but I don't remember what

I'm burning up the road

I'm heading down to Phoenix

I got this old address

Of someone that I knew

It was high and fine and free

Oh you should've seen us

And I can't forget

And I can't forget

Ican't forget but I don't remember who

I'll be there today with a big bouquet of cactus

I've got this rig that runs, runs on memory

And I promise, cross my heart they'll never catch us

But if they do just tell 'em it was me

I've loved you all my life

And that's how I want to end it

The summer's almost gone

And winter's tuning up

The summer's gone but a lot goes on forever

And I can't forget

I can't forget

I can't forget, but I don't remember what 

the pixies.

parut sane sini.

sila tgk gambar dahulu. ini adalah bahaian tgn knn sy. ia tlh mengalami kecederaan yg tak berape serius tpi memberi impak *wah ayat* yg amat obvious. sedihnye ade parut. :(

tatau la mcm mane bule brutal sgt sejak akhir-akhir ni. xcely,parut ni berpunce drpd kerajinan. ini berlaku mse   bercuti kat fraser's hill dua minggu yg lalu. tgn ni melecur akibat terkene wap air panas dari kettle yg tgh mengelegak panas ketika diri ini sdg khusyuk mengemas cabinet di dapur apartment yg didiami. kejadian berlaku sgt pantas,lebih kurang tiga saat tgn ni tercontact dgn wap air panas tu. mule2 tak perasan ade wap,tpi lepas terase perit kat tgn,baru tau kettle tu tgh stim tgn ni. lantas,dgn cepatnye,sy pergi ke sinki lalu mengalirkan air yg maha sejuk ke tempat yg malang itu. waktu itu tiade siape yg dtg menyelamat termasuklah superman!spenderman! keadaan sgt kritikal apabile sy mendapati ade kesan merah kebiru-biruan seperti warne daging rebus di bahagian itu. meruntun hati,sebak dada melihat kesannya. apekan daya,ini berlaku krn kecuaian diri sendiri. tapi skg ia dah bertukar menjadi parut yg bentuknye tidak dpt dikenal pasti,mungkin berbentuk oval atau mungkin bulat atau mungkin ia berbentuk love. ape2 jela* kulit tgn pun dah menggelupas krn sel kulit baru dah terbentuk menggantikan kulit yg rosak akibat melecur. sekarang sy sdg berpantang mkn,hanye mkn mknn yg tinggi protein dan kalsium agar kulit sy sihat. :) dan selepas ini sy akan berhati2 ketika mengemas brg. semoga kita semua sihat dan selamat selalu. amin.

my latest scar. hope it'll be the last

p:s/ banyak ayat yg bermutu. kan? ahaha

helo yellow.

i love colors. turquoise,purple,red,black,white,grey,yellow,orange,blue,and green. all is just wonderful to me. i don't know what's my favorite color until now. all i know is that i love things that are natural in their appearance. so,for this sem. i have decided to pick yellow color as my theme. wah,ade tema gitu. bkn ape. senang sket nk organize brg2. semua brg dari comforter set sampai lah toiletries and jgk stationery akn berwarne kuning. yellow is an inspiring color. isn't it? i think it's fun and energetic. so,yellow will color my world. whee :)

saya dah tukar alamat blog saya! :D

kiss goodbye to morningbluesunshine coz officially blog ni ade alamat baru. name baru beliau ialah ataillazain.blogspot.com. gune name sendiri je senang. kan. i'll keep updating my blog sbb nak simpan blog ni sampai dah tua and ade family nanti. i hope so. nti leh recall and reminisce everything. i don't write diary nor scrapbook. i only have this goddam place where i can keep my memories or wateva. huhu

HAVE A GOOD DAY. IT IS MONDAY!

delicious fluffy and moist pancake

                                                                   i could die  for it.

oh my goodness. mmmm-hmmm

         ingredients

• 3 large eggs
• 115g/ 4oz plain flour
• 1 teaspoon baking powder
• 140ml/5fl oz milk
• 3/4 teaspoon salt
• 1 tablespoon sugar
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• hand mixer
• whisk
• scoop
• cooking oil spray
• non stick pan

    lets do it.

1. First separate the eggs, putting the whites into one bowl and the yolks into another.
2. Add the flour, baking powder,sugar,vanilla extract and milk to the yolks and mix to a smooth thick batter. 
3. Whisk the whites with the salt until they form stiff peaks.
4. Fold into the batter – it is now ready to use.
5. Prepare the non stick pan,in a medium heat. Spray the oil onto the pan surface.
6. Now,using the scoop,pour on some batter to make the size of pancake you like.
7. When bubbles appear on the top,it's time to flip and cook the other side until color turns golden brown. 
8. Serve with maple syrup/nuttela/banana/ice cream/blueberry. anything you want. 
9. Enjoy your delicious fluffy pancake! mamma mia.

is this it

i

am

very

very

what 

should

i

do?

nevermind.

i

will

just

stay

here

and 

wait

wait

patiently.

i hate waiting. but this is what im doing right now.
should i just wait? idk.

room on fire

im staying with three other person in my new room. each person lives in single compartment. previously,i stayed in the transit room which it accommodates eight person. we're divided into four compartment. i shared the compartment with another person,and i found it very uncomfortable to live together with her. i don't know how. but the thing is,you never liked a dirty place right? semak gile! hish. plus,brg2 aku pon byk kne curi mase kat bilik lame tuh. syampoo yg aku baru beli,tak sempat nak gune lg dah org kebas. baju2 aku bru basuh,tak sempat nak kering,tibe2 dah hilang kat ampaian. belum lagi brg2 kosmetik aku. aleh2 je ilang. celake betul. cis. that are the reasons why i moved into this new room. and im very glad,this place is so far much better than the old place. i love this room so much! muah! :D

but,unfortunately,there's one big problem. when i first stepped into this room,i smelled something familiar. a smell that i hate so much. and i already knew that im going to share the room with a student from saudi arabia as i saw the name list at the mahallah office. the rest two roommates are my  friend,fifi and diya. but then i didn't bother so much coz i already used to that killing smell. bukan bau badan ok. tapi bau rokok. 

she smokes. pall mall blue cigarette. nasib baik bau tak kuat sgt cm rokok suria tuh. nak buat cane. i already am a secondhand smoker,and what more,she's the senior in this room.  but we've talked about this. she admitted that she is a smoker and asked if the smoke disturbs us. we said,it's fine as long as she smokes in her own compartment. she promised to use air freshener right after she done smoking. and we agreed. so. make no fuss. i still love this room. really hope that this room will always be a safe and nice place to stay for another four months along this second semester. ameen. 

i am secondhand smoker.

it's a new skin!

xcely,boring dgn skin belang2 yg dulu tu. now blog ni dah tuka baju. penat cari baju baru die ni. siap kena author2 lg. hasilnye begini. putih berseri sungguh baju die ni kan. saje nk bg simple. tapi silau plak mate lau tgk lame2. xpela,nti la tuka kaler and decorate sket. penat dah ni. esok ade cls. pagi plak tu. tpi mate tak ngantuk lg ni. sape nk dodoi diri yg masih single ni? ee,gedik je perempuan ni. nevermind. tido jela kan. ape aku kesah. goodnite fellas! lets jump to bed. sweet dream. whee :D

li maza?

kenape

kenape kalau kita diam org anggap kita sombong?

kenape kalau kita sedih org cakap kita cepat terasa?

kenape kalau kita balas senyuman org lain,kita dianggap menggatal

kenape kalau kita pakai baju brand murah sikit je,org pandang sinis kat kita?

kenape kalau kita lain sket dari org lain takde sape nak kwn dgn kita?

kenape kalau kita tak lancar speaking english org anggap kita tak pandai?

kenape kalau kita shopping kena beli ikut perasaan ek?

kenape kalau kita cakap mesti nak tipu-tipu sket?

kenape kalau org lain dapat kejayaan atas usaha,tapi kita tak puas hati tgk dia ek?

kenape kalau kita tgh bercakap benar tapi org susah nak percaya kat kita?

kenape kalau bercerita mesti ade rase riak? show off?

kenape kalau org tu cantik kita pun nak cantik sebijik dan lebih dari dia?

kenape kalau buat something mesti harapkan balasan?

kenape kalau kita ceduk nasi byk2 tapi mkn sesuku je?

kenape kalau kita ade makanan sedap2 kita tak bagi jiran or kawan kita sket?

kenape kalau kita berjalan-jalan,kita berharap jumpe someone handsome/cantik tegur & berkenalan?

kenape kalau kita berdoa tapi jarang doakan ibubapa?

kenape kalau kita dah mencuba tapi gagal lepastu terus give up?

kenape kalau org tu handsome/cantik je,kita percaya & respect dia?

kenape kalau kita ade bestfriend tapi kita mengumpat dia?

kenape kalau nak kekasih mesti yg perfect?

kenape kalau kekasih kita jauh sket je kita dah curiga tak tentu pasal?

kenape kalau kita ade org tercinta tapi kita still nak yg lain?

kenape kalau org tu dah bersungguh-sungguh minta maaf tapi kita susah nak terima maaf dari dia?

kenape kalau kita dah tinggal jauh dari family,kita dah lupa nak tanya khabar mereka?

kenape kalau kita ade brg2 branded kita nak tayang kat org & bermegah2?

kenape kalau jumpe org miskin kita tak nak pandang langsung?

kenape kalau kita beli brg,tapi kita tak gune pon lepas tu.

kenape kalau kita suka org tu,tpi kita segan nak bagitau?

kenape kalau bercouple,mesti ade cinta bersegi2?

kenape kalau org lain beli handphone baru kita pun rase terancam?

kenape kalau kita bersalah kita mesti nak salahkan org lain?

kenape kalau nak cepat mesti something buruk happen?

kenape kalau org tu suruh kita faham dia tapi dia tak pernah faham kita?

twelve december

selamat ulang tahun boo. sweet twenty ok.haha

today is my beloved mum 50th anniversary. i pray for a good health for her. wishing her a wonderful life ahead. may God bless her always and forever. i love her so much even though kami slalu berselisih pendapat hal perempuan,bese la. aku ni ketegaq sket,sorry my boo. jgn marah2 nti makin gemok,ahaha. so,pagi tdi kami gerak dari fraser's hill lebih kurang pukul 10,sbb nk turun kne ikut time. sepanjang 3hari kat sne ibarat mcm xgi mne2 sbb fon dgn mp3 aku mati. charger xde coz i left some of my stuffs kat uia mse cuti sem aritu,bijak kan atailla. geliga sgt. adeh. nsib bek ade camera ibu,ade jgk kenangan. well,it's my first time been there. i feel like staying inside the freezer sbb kat sne sejuk sampai sum sum tulang. tido sampai jd ulat gendon,haha. tapi view mmg wonderful,byk landscape yg cantik,sweet. sesuai utk org yg nk wat wedding photo shoot and those who love adventure,msti gumbira sbb tmpt ni berbukit bukau yg wonderful, lau nk jungle tracking sgt2 la best. kalau lapar leh lepak mkn2 kat kedai cik joyah,femes kan nme die. mknn pun sedap,beselah org cik joyah ni pon org johor. mstilah mknn sedap2. gimme five cik joyah!!. :D mse ktorang nk check in,ade stu family ni dtg dri johor jgk,dorg dri muar. dorg stay stu block same dgn apartment kami. so,lau keluar,kami keluar same2. anak2 dorg kecik lg,lau ank dorg besar kan best,leh berpacaran kat sne,hahaha. aku rindu budak2 kecik comel n debab tu. miss u kiddos; alani fatia n alwi. em,xbyk sgt memori yg indah2 kat sne. yg indah cume frase's hill. nyesalnye tertinggalkan charger!. huu. skg aku dah kat uia. cepat2 aku charge fon dgn mp3. em,now im all alone in my new room,family aku dah balik, lepas celebrate birthday ibu tdi,dorg dah terus balik uma kat kulai. dorg still on the way lg ni. have a safe journey love. i'll be home soon! muah. i need to unpack my things. minggu ni dah start class. tapi still tatau schedule lg mcm mne, brg2 pon xbeli lg. ades. sokay. i'll figure it out later. gudbye fellas! have a nice day. :)

in for the kill

La Roux

We can fight our desires
Oooh but when we start making fires
We get ever so hot
Oooh whether we like it or not
They say we can love who we trust
Oooh but what is love without lust?
Two hearts with accurate devotions
Oooh but what are feelings without emotions?

I'm going in for the kill
I'm doing it for a thrill
I'm hoping you'll understand
And not let go of my hand

I'm going in for the kill
I'm doing it for a thrill
I'm hoping you'll understand
And not let go of my hand

I hang my hopes out on the line
Oooh will they be ready for you in time
If you leave them out too long
Oooh they'll be withered by the sun
Full stops and exclamation marks
Oooh my words stumble before I start
How far can you send emotions?
Oooh can this bridge cross the ocean?

I'm going in for the kill
I'm doing it for a thrill
I'm hoping you'll understand
And not let go of my hand

I'm going in for the kill
I'm doing it for a thrill
I'm hoping you'll understand
And not let go of my hand

Let's go to wars to make peace
Let's be cold to creat heat
I hope in darkness we can see
And you're not blinded by the light from me

Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Oooooh Ooooooooooh

I'm going in for the kill
I'm doing it for a thrill
I'm hoping you'll understand
And not let go of my hand

good morning malacca

location: merlimau,melaka.

weather: it's raining. heavily.

mode: i'll be hiatus.

TATAU NAK POST APE. AMENDE NK CKP NIH. TATAU TATAU TATAU.

bla. bla. bla

p:s/ sengal je perempuan ni. bangun2 pagi je dah gile. pfftt.

xcely,hari ni nak menyanyah kat melaka,whee. luse baru balik yu ai ey. i'll be right there soon honey.

 have a nice day. take care,garnier. ma'a salamah wa ilal liqa' 

mary

SAYA CINTA LAGU NI :)


noah and the whale


Oh the cold wet wind blew over the heather
You wrote Charlie and Mary for forever
On the back of a rock
That you picked up on the way
And in that perfect moment 
I nearly ruined it
By saying I love you
And nearly meaning it
But you know I would never waste those words
Oh when I last saw Mary 
She lied and said it was her birthday
Oh when i last saw mary
She lied and said it was her birthday

But then she
Tried to kiss me 
And I said Don't Bother
You know we don't really love one another
And there's no use
In burning out this flame
Oh but then things changed in a way I couldn't predict
She said I love you and it suddenly clicked
That she was only saying what she wanted me to hear
And I said 
Please don't lie to me Mary
And I said 
Please don't lie to me Mary

I said 
Please don't lie 
Oh it makes me cry in bed
I said 
Please don't lie 
Oh it makes me cry in bed
I said 
Please don't lie 
Oh it makes me cry in bed
And she said 
Shut your mouth 
You don't know what you're talking about
Oh she said 
Shut your mouth 
You don't know what you're talking about 

please don't lie,it makes me cry. in bed