when kids having their own words.

Mary taught first grade.  She had a class of twenty-five adorable 6yr olds.  One day Mary gave each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to write in the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these funny proverbs were actually written first graders.  While reading the results, keep in mind that these are only first graders, just 6 years olds.

No news is_________impossible. 

Love all, trust_________ me.

An idle mind is___________the best way to relax.

Strike while the__________bug is close.

Better late than__________pregnant.

A penny saved is_________not much.

Don't change horses_________until they stop running.

A miss is as good as a ________Mr.

Happy is the bride who__________gets all the presents.

Two's company, three's__________the Musketeers.

Don't bite the hand that__________looks dirty.

It's always darkest before__________Daylight Saving Time.

There are none so blind as __________Stevie Wonder.

Where there's smoke there's _________pollution.

The pen is mightier than the__________pigs.

If at first you don't succeed __________get new batteries.

When the blind lead the blind _________get out of the way!

Children should be seen and not _________spanked or grounded.

You can't teach an old dog new ________math.

Don't put off till tomorrow what________you put on to go to bed.

If you lie down with dogs, you'll_________ stink in the morning.

You can lead a horse to water but ________how?

Never underestimate the power of ________termites.

You get out of something only what you _______see in the picture on the box.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you _______cry and you have to blow your nose.

These just made me laugh out of the lungs! hahaha.